Floon<p>This guy, staring out the window while lounging on my legs, looking at his domain. “This street is mine. I am a wise and beneficent ruler.”</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/Dogs" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Dogs</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/DogsOfMastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>DogsOfMastodon</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/Fedidogs" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Fedidogs</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/Mastodog" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Mastodog</span></a></p>
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Floon<p>This dog....what to do with this dog... <a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/DogsOfMastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>DogsOfMastodon</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/Dogs" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Dogs</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/Fedidogs" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Fedidogs</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/Mastodog" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Mastodog</span></a></p>
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Floon<p>When you get a dozen or so young people together, you get drama. It's so tiring.</p>
Floon<p>Hold on, my mistake, this *is* my beautiful house, and you *are* my beautiful wife.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/DebunkASongOrPoem" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>DebunkASongOrPoem</span></a><br /><a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/HashTagGames" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>HashTagGames</span></a></p>
Floon<p>This isn’t at all helpful. All I hear blowing in the wind is a sort of wooshing noise. </p><p><a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/DebunkASongOrPoem" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>DebunkASongOrPoem</span></a><br /><a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/HashTagGames" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>HashTagGames</span></a></p>
Floon<p>To be honest, i occasionally do get satisfaction. </p><p><a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/DebunkASongOrPoem" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>DebunkASongOrPoem</span></a><br /><a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/HashTagGames" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>HashTagGames</span></a></p>
Floon<p>The odds that your name is *also* John Jacob Jingleheimer-Schmidt… well, I just don’t believe you. </p><p><a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/DebunkASongOrPoem" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>DebunkASongOrPoem</span></a><br /><a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/HashTagGames" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>HashTagGames</span></a></p>
Floon<p>Someone tell Elon that the "move fast, break things" is only an acceptable behavior when the "things" are YOUR THINGS. You can break your own app, no one cares.</p><p>You can't break our government. <a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/ElonMusk" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>ElonMusk</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/JailElon" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>JailElon</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/JailTrump" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>JailTrump</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/TrumpIsAFelon" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>TrumpIsAFelon</span></a></p>
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Floon<p>Edgrr is the sweetest boi. <a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/Dogs" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Dogs</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/DogsOfMastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>DogsOfMastodon</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/Fedidogs" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Fedidogs</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/Mastodog" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Mastodog</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/Mondog" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Mondog</span></a></p>
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Floon<p><a href="https://youtu.be/wmDVrV7QRrU?si=PIO5hPgA4g3UfNIn" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">youtu.be/wmDVrV7QRrU?si=PIO5hP</span><span class="invisible">gA4g3UfNIn</span></a> 100% <a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/FuckTrump" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>FuckTrump</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/FightFascism" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>FightFascism</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/FightTheRight" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>FightTheRight</span></a></p>
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Floon<p>Blitzkrieg Barb - The Remoras</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/FishFryASongOrPoem" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>FishFryASongOrPoem</span></a><br /><a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/HashTagGames" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>HashTagGames</span></a></p>
Floon<p>Platy 4 U - Char-li XCX</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/FishFryASongOrPoem" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>FishFryASongOrPoem</span></a><br /><a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/HashTagGames" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>HashTagGames</span></a></p>
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